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I don't even want to imagine what she can smell.

You don't even want to know what went on in my telephone lines since January! But I'll tell you. For 17 years I was with the same ISP, but Hurricane Sandy ate all of New York's telephone lines so it was a good thing I schedule all these posts in advance because none of you have any idea what landlines are for anymore, do you? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NO ONE USES LANDLINES ANYMORE? Pfft. Anyway, I moved all my websites around and discovered they weren't complete crap, which is more than I can say about the ground under all the snow that's fallen the past two months.

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Don't lie, you enjoyed this one. I KNOW I DID!

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What's everyone up to?

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If you snow it then you shoulda put a hat on it.

You want to know a secret? When I drew these I HAD NO IDEA THE OLYMPICS WOULD STILL BE ON. I drew these during the great dialtone outage of January and scheduled them to post in between blizzards so you guys could have comics even if I had no Internet. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M STILL ALIVE, I POSTED THIS ON 2/3. :O

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TEAM HUNKBUNNIES! (Uniform by hellboy's mom.)

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WHOO LOVE FEST!

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Dreams. Their meanings change but never die.

(Kiss 'n' cry to my first fuzzy boyfriend in panel 1. Thirty years ain't nothing. I GOT A CAT RUN IN MAH HEART.)

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They don't need a special occasion to do any of this.

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And this is exactly what an Olympics hosted by me would be like. Anyone want something to drink?

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Russia, I love you but you got problems*. So we're doing our own damn Olympics and everyone's welcome to be themselves and even bring their own medals.

*Then again, there are a great many Olympic hosts that have made me shake my head, my own country included so...yeah.